the entire story just now. I think I’ll save it for my next RHOME column, but somehow cable men working outside my house, my talking on two phones at once, a renter’s insurance emergency, a belated haircut, somebody else’s post-surgery mother, my mother moving to Philadelphia, and my nose-diving to my bedroom floor naked are all related. It’s almost as if my life is chaotic.  But that can’t be because it’s all so predictable.